Remember the line from Forrest Gump where Bubba is talking about all you can do with shrimp?
“You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.”
This is how I felt when contemplating how I could attempt to wreck a SoftBums diaper. The possibilities are endless! And how fun is a company that’s not just okay with me attempting to wreck their beautiful products, but actually enthusiastic about it?! I want the blog portion of Diaper Wrecker to informative but also fun, so I don’t do plain ole reviews. I only do wrecks!
I received two SoftBums Echo shells and two SoftBums one-size bamboo pods. The Echo shell and pod comprise an all-in-two (AI2) cloth diaper system. The Echo is a waterproof shell, lined with soft fleece on the inside, and the long “pod” (the SoftBums term for the absorbent soaker) snaps into the back of the shell.
When I opened the package from SoftBums, I was momentarily confused. The diapers were so tiny, they looked like they were made for newborns. In fact, I had several newborn diapers laying around my store, so I set them up for a comparison photo. (Warning – this photo may cause you to want to have more babies.)
Anyway, I then realized that the elastic was simply tightened up all the way on both diapers, so I used the toggles to loosen the elastic on one of the diapers. Voila! Now I see a lot of cloth diapers, folks, and this was so cool I think I may have jumped up and down with excitement. Most diapers that claim to be “one-size” make me roll my eyes – newborns are simply too tiny for them. This one, though? They’re serious! It’s the only real “one-size” diaper I’ve seen.
For the purposes of this attempted wreck, the ocean blue shell and its pod were treated properly, while the chocolate shell and its pod were subjected to various forms of cloth diaper torture. With these diapers, I went on a quest to discover:
- Is boiling an effective method of prepping natural fibers?
- Is vinegar bad for elastic and/or PUL?
- Is borax bad for elastic and/or PUL?
- Is oxygen bleach just as effective as chlorine bleach?
Boiling Cloth Diapers
As explained on the “Cloth Diaper Care” page, the extent of prepping required for new cloth diapers depends on whether they are made of natural or synthetic fibers. Natural fibers, such as SoftBums’ bamboo pods, require repeated washing and drying to help them reach full absorbency. I generally put natural fiber diapers through three wash/dry cycles before use, but I hear a lot of people talk about boiling as a faster means of prepping. And of course I’m game!
So here I’m boiling the SoftBums bamboo pod. Anyone know the melting temperature of plastic snaps? I’m secretly hoping the snap will melt, or at least get a little warped. That would be exciting.
I boiled the bamboo pod vigorously for 20 minutes. You could do the same or until al dente. Remove with tongs.
Side note: Clearly this is the closest I’ll ever come to running a cooking blog.
As you can see, the snap fared just fine through 20 minutes of boiling. In addition, when I did a side-by-side comparison of the three-times-washed-and-dried pod versus the boiled pod, they had both shrunk to the exact same size. The boiled pod (right) just looks a little more wrinkly, but that’s because I hung it to dry whereas the other one had tumbled in the dryer.
So, sadly, there was no wreckage to report with the boiling. However, I really don’t recommend this route and here’s why. First, it created so much extra heat in the kitchen. I live in Memphis and it’s summertime, y’all – ugh! Also, I’m a somewhat forgetful multi-tasker and it could be a fire hazard. If you’re chasing after little ones or dealing with pregnancy brain, it’s not worth the risk.
Soaking in Vinegar and Borax
Have you ever heard that vinegar and borax are both too harsh on cloth diapers? I have, but some people choose to use these products on their diaper laundry anyway. Time for Diaper Wrecker to investigate!
Distilled white vinegar is commonly used as a natural alternative to fabric softeners such as Bounce or Downy (both of which will cause greasy build-up on cloth diapers). I’ve also read claims that it will kill bacteria and restore the pH balance in cloth diapers. Vinegar is essentially a mixture of acetic acid and water and has a pH of about 3 (acidic), so the bacteria-killing properties make sense. However, as the pH of human urine varies by individual and diet, whether or not it will balance out the pH in your diapers is a bit of a gamble, in my opinion.
Borax may be a natural mineral, but is toxic to humans when ingested. Less than 5 grams can be lethal to a child if ingested. Therefore, if you use this product in your household, keep it stored away safely where your little ones cannot reach it! It has a slightly alkaline pH (about 9.5).
As you can see from the pH chart below, these products are on opposite ends of the spectrum:
So of course, I had to subject the chocolate Echo shell to a good, long soak in these two products to see if there was any noticeable effect. First, the shell enjoyed a 36-hour bath in about a gallon of water and two cups of distilled white vinegar. After that, it hopped into a 36-hour soak in about a gallon of water and a cup of borax.
The results were quite boring – I could find no evidence of immediate damage to the PUL or elastic of the SoftBums Echo shell. However, my recommendation is that if you use these products on your cloth diaper laundry, do it on inserts only. After all, PUL and elastic are the more delicate (and expensive) parts of a cloth diaper, and I have no doubt that repeatedly subjecting them to acidic or alkaline products would cause unnecessary wear on them in the long run.
Battle of the Bleaches – Chlorine vs. Oxygen
My final experiment involves another hotly debated laundry product. Aren’t you tired of wondering whether bleach is okay for your cloth diapers or not? I think the pH chart above helps explain why you don’t want to use it frequently – it’s highly alkaline. But sometimes a stubborn stain might make you a bit desperate.
We had some delicious beets for dinner one night, when I got a wonderful, awful idea. Why should I throw out all that wonderful beet juice when it would make the PERFECT STUBBORN STAIN?
My husband said it looked like the SoftBums pod had been used for some afterbirth cleanup. And so it did. Now you know why they use blue dye in all the diaper and feminine product demonstrations!
After a couple of washes, I was really excited about how good and stained it was. Hard to believe this is a brand-new pod. Beet stains; who knew?!
Good thing I didn’t put any money on this bet. The chlorine bleach-soaked end of the pod was a beautiful white, while the oxygen bleach-soaked end remained quite dingy. There you have it – if you have a really stubborn stain, go for the big guns!
TL;DR Version (“Too Long; Didn’t Read”)
- Boiling the bamboo pod was just as effective as washing & drying it three times, but I’m not converted to boiling.
- Vinegar and borax are on opposite ends of the pH scale, so both could be harsh for your diapers. However, 36 hours of each didn’t harm my SoftBums Omni Shell, so if you’ve been using these products on elastic and PUL, you may not see immediate signs of damage. I’d recommend using products like that on inserts only.
- For tough stains, chlorine bleach is much more effective than oxygen bleach. However, it is highly alkaline, so use it only when necessary (and again, I’d recommend keeping it away from elastic and PUL).
Are you intrigued by the SoftBums’ “Slide2Size” toggle elastic system? You should be! It’s the coolest thing I’ve seen all week. Coming up tomorrow – a SoftBums giveaway!